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Roseanne Barr Running for President

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 01:00:00 +0000

TV personality and professional nasal-talker Roseanne Barr has announced her bid for the presidency as a Green Party Candidate. Now imagine an entire State of the Union address performed in her voice.

God I love election years!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: CNN

Seems Simple Enough

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 08 Aug 2011 11:00:10 +0000

And if he calls you a goose, then you have to chase him around the circle and catch him before he makes it back around and takes your place in the circle.

(Barack Obama)

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Friday Picspam: Barack and Michelle Obama Reaction Memes

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 May 2011 18:35:09 +0000

Oh, Internetz, you never miss an opportunity! The photo above was taken as the car carrying Queen Elizabeth and the Duke of Edinburgh arrived at Winfield House in London. Of course, what follows is a MEME FRENZY! All of the memetic glory is after the jump!

Via blahimmakrackenfromthesea

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Source: ex-genius

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Source: fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

And many thanks to The Daily What and BuzzFeed!

Ring, Ring, Ring! Obama Phone!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 May 2011 17:30:18 +0000

I’m not even jealous that some random person got to speak to the POTUS on the phone. I talk to important people on the phone all the time. My mom, my brother, my landlord, my boss at the Dairy Queen…

P.S. – LOL at the worried-slash-annoyed expressions on the faces of his security detail.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Daily What

Let’s Hope Things Never Elevate to “Magenta”

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 24 Mar 2011 19:00:00 +0000

So this is the extended, color-coded threat-level chart?

(Barack Obama)

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You’re Picturing Newt Crawling Around in Your Garden Now, Aren’t You?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 23:00:00 +0000

SOME NEWTS
Were just meant to crawl around in gardens at night, not run for the presidency.

(Newt Gingrich)

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To Brighten Your Morning and Your Life

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Mar 2011 18:00:20 +0000

Let’s not even pretend this has anything to do with anything and just enjoy this masterwork for what it is: Fine art!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: WWIAO

MARCH MADNESS!!!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 00:00:27 +0000

He’s got ninety-nine problems, but a bracket ain’t one.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Space Ghetto

Here to Trans Fat, Here’s My Stout

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 19:00:00 +0000

I AM
a little teacup

(Michelle Obama)

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Obama Likes Spending!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 01:00:19 +0000

From the submitter:

The compilation tediously extracts fragments of video footage from the www.whitehouse.gov archive*, chronicling every time Obama says “spend, spent, spending” etc. Hilarious!

Fiscal conservatives, enjoy your field day!

WINNING!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Let me be clear, Tiger Blood is an essential part of my health care plan.

(Barack Obama)

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I’ll Put It With the Others, Mr. President

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0000

I. . .Owe. . .You. . . 14 trillion Dollars

(Barack Obama)

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Mr. Sarkozy, Tell Me More About This “Jacob” and His Abs…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 07 Mar 2011 16:00:00 +0000

TWI-LIGHT?
Happy BIRTHDAY!!!

(Nicolas Sarkozy, Pope Benedict XVI)

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Picture by: Unknown

I Named My Favorite One “Winkles”

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Mar 2011 00:00:00 +0000

ELVES
Little fellas bout this high? They’re what helped me win the last time.

(George W. Bush)

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Picture by: Unknown

The “Dead” Thing Is Sorta the Clincher, Eh?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Feb 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Except he’s British, so he can’t be president and dead, too.

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Picture by: Ben Bennett

He Deserves More Than an Award

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 Feb 2011 18:00:00 +0000

You’re not fooling me. That’s a lifetime award for putting up with his idiot son for the last 65 years.

(Barack Obama and George Bush, Sr.)

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I Demand Equality for All Salmon-People (Sal-Men)!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Feb 2011 16:00:00 +0000

HIDING HIS BIRTH CERTIFICATE
Because he’s really half salmon

(Barack Obama)

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But When I Dial the Telephone, Boehner’s Not Home…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 19:00:46 +0000

Don’t wanna be… OBAMASELF

(Barack Obama)

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Like Egypt Itself, The Egyptian Presidency Website is Under Construction

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 03:00:29 +0000

What you did there, I see it.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Egyptian Presidency

So You Think You Know All the US Presidents?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Feb 2011 02:00:13 +0000

I blame my public education for learnin’ me wrong! I don’t know more than half of these guys!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Wonkette

Sorry, Lady, I’m All Out of Crackers

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Feb 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Barak Obama’s doing it all wrong! Barak Obama’s not American! Barak…BARAK…BRAWK! Death panels! BRAWK! Pretty girl!

(Sarah Palin)

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Turn That Frown Into Sweet, Sweet Music!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Feb 2011 00:00:00 +0000

trombama

(Barack Obama on the cover of The New York Times)

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Political Cartoon: Made in the U.S. of A!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 23:00:19 +0000

Do you know who the author of this cartoon is? Let us know in the comments!

Mmm…Salmon

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 31 Jan 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Researching fish LIKE A BOSS! (of the country)

(Barack Obama)

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She Should Know By Now

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

I said don’t EVER look at me again! You feel me?
Yes my Lord.

(Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama)

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He Does Have That Tell-Tale, Mischievous Wink

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 23 Jan 2011 18:00:00 +0000

WINDBREAKER
Sometimes you wear one. Sometimes you are one.

(George W. Bush)

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Picture by: George W. Bush

Greetings from Theodore Roosevelt

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 20 Jan 2011 03:00:56 +0000

Ugh, I never receive this kind of awesome mail. I only receive Pottery Barn calendars and bills from my cable company that get “mysteriously lost” between my mailbox and my front door. I guess it’s time I consider joining the United States Senate. JUST KIDDING! I’d rather lose internet access.

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You Know the Way I Like It

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 16:00:00 +0000

TOUCH ME MORE

(George W. Bush)

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VIDEO: Lyndon Johnson Talks About His Bunghole

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 18 Jan 2011 01:00:54 +0000

Source: Put This On

The audio featured in this video is from a recorded White House phone call Lyndon Johnson made to the Haggar clothing company. Todd Dorenfeld animated the video. For those of you who like hearing our leaders talk about tight-fitting crotches and bungholes, this is your moment. Enjoy!

FOREVER ALONE

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 10 Jan 2011 12:00:00 +0000

FOREVER ALONE
(Barack Obama)

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18 Holes LIKE A BOSS

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Tee off in 10… IM THE F’IN PRESIDENT SON!
(Barack Obama)

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Yo Bill, Just Sayin’…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 03 Jan 2011 21:00:00 +0000

A democratic president. With his hands on his own wife. Watch carefully Bill.
(Barack Obama)

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Great Political Strategy: I Haz It…

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 24 Dec 2010 21:00:00 +0000

I agree. Kissing the butt of every Republican in Washington, while at the same time criticizing, bashing, and alienating my Democratic base is a brilliant political strategy for me.
(Barack Obama)

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Why Do Today What Can Be Put Off Until Tomorrow?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 16:00:00 +0000

Fierce Advocate of Fixing It Later.
(Barack Obama)

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I WANT YOU

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 14 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

I want you to kick some socialist ass!
(Ronald Reagan)

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Dat Change

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

NOT THOSE CHEAP PENNIES I’M TALKIN’ MUTHUH F***IN’ QUARTERS.
(Barack Obama)

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Picture by: Ruin

BLANK STARES

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 21:00:00 +0000

BLANK STARES. Often mistaken for thoughtfulness.
(Barack Obama)

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Follow The Leader…

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 18:00:00 +0000

I also believe in “rugged individualism,” but only if everyone turns out the same.
(Barack Obama)

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In Green We Trust

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 14:00:00 +0000

Bush holds up a page from the Republican bible.
(George W. Bush)

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Picture by: Ladypolitik

Screw You Guys!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Dec 2010 12:00:00 +0000

Screw you guys, I’m going home.
(Barack Obama)

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Picture by: Unknown

Press Conference LIKE A BOSS

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Dec 2010 19:30:42 +0000

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Compromise: Only Works For Gangs

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Peace offering frum East side to West side. May your homies be plentiful and prosperous.
(Barack Obama)

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JEDI MIND TRICKS

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 27 Nov 2010 00:00:12 +0000

Jedi mind tricks. They don’t work on him.
(Barack Obama, Jon Stewart)

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We Didn’t Listen!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 26 Nov 2010 16:00:34 +0000

I Warned You, Really.
(Dwight D. Eisenhower)

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Business Above, Party Below

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 15:00:43 +0000

okay, invitation sayz semi-formal.
(Ronald Reagan)

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Gimme Uh, Gimme Ape Tit For 200 Alex…

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 23 Nov 2010 02:00:43 +0000

Alex, my buzzer. Itz not working.
(George W. Bush)

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ZOMBIE REAGAN

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 14 Nov 2010 18:00:22 +0000

Zombie Reagan. He’s back, and this time it’s not taxes he’s looking to cut.
(Ronald Reagan)

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MESSIN’ WITH OBAMA

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 12 Nov 2010 18:00:09 +0000

Jack Links Presents: Messin’ With Obama
(Barack Obama)

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BOOKS

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 11 Nov 2010 21:00:05 +0000

Books. He finally cracked one.
(George W. Bush)

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BUSH LEAGUE

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 08 Nov 2010 00:00:54 +0000

Bush league.
(George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush)

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