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CNN is the New Amen

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 May 2012 13:00:00 +0000

bless this press

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un_desaparecido_americano

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Progress Poker

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 May 2012 11:00:00 +0000

I’LL SEE YOUR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
AND RAISE YOU POINTLESS RELIGIOUS RITUALS

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DJAussie

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Choir Practice

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

All together now. Imagine there’s no countries…
-Dmitry Medvedev

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cat_a_lyst

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The Candy Monk… The Candy Monk Can.

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

THE CANDY MONK CAN CAUSE HE MIXES IT WITH LOVE AND MAKES THE WORLD TASTE GOOD.
-Dalai Lama

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DaSlob

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Send in The Clowns

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 15:00:00 +0000

I totally misunderstood what “casual Friday” meant

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DJAussie

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LEVITATING

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

LEVITATING
Like a Boss

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annabeleleesa

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Cawww

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

A flock of Cardinals

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bajio6401

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Posthumous Pranks

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

This new website mercilessly pokes fun at the Mormon Church’s controversial practice of posthumously baptizing Holocaust victims such as Anne Frank.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: ADMaNG

Business is Not Booming

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 17 Feb 2012 04:00:00 +0000

…bacon, hot delicious bacon, apple smoked….

Dave picked the wrong venue to try out his bacon cart.

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otakupunk

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War on Everything

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 18:30:00 +0000

A quick Google search will tell you that Obama must be tired from fighting all those wars on the middle class, religion (see video above), Christmas, American values, Silicon Valley, Prosperity and Freedom, labor, energy, Appalachia…

Either he’s a really busy guy or people need to find a few more metaphors.

War on Christmas 2011: Merry Crossbonesmas

Cheezu — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 22:00:43 +0000

But if they take it down how will we know where Pirate Kaptain Kris Kringlebeard hid his North Pole booty?!

…..

……Ohhh, that’s a cross, not an “X marks the spot.” My bad, take it down.

Friday Picspam: A Soldier in the War on Christmas

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 18:30:00 +0000

Our trenches are decked with boughs of holly, fa la la la la la Fox News.

Angry Lt. Pikes.

iknowrite?

That is one excruciating-looking leg cross.

Via User cccaaatttrrriiinnn:
“My mother’s ingenious poster for the public sector strikes in the UK this week.”
Festive!

Via user fbastage

Via user Nushe4ka
“I wish the guy on the cover at least looked like Obama!”
Is it just me, or does he look a little like this?

Yep.

It hurts so bad, JCVD, I know.

WHOA.

My new favorite meme! Toronto mayor Rob Ford kicking a football!

Yay!

Graceful!

WHOA AGAIN.

Submitted by: Unknown

Amen!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Nov 2011 15:00:00 +0000

HOLY MOLY BLITHA and BLIZZA
WITH HOLY WATER I BLESS THIS PIZZA
HOLY MOLY BE GONE EVIL SPIRITZA
HOLY WATER IS GONNA GETCHA!
Bless you Saint Pizza

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katweezel

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Join the Club

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

The House voted yesterday to make “In God We Trust” our official national motto, and encourage its display in all public buildings, schools, and other government institutions. The bill had only five democrats voicing opposition in that it violates the First Amendment’s ban on the establishment of religion.

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This Explains So Many of the World’s Evils

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:00:41 +0000

CREATION
God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

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DJAussie

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American Idol

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 12 Jul 2011 22:00:10 +0000

Listen up because according to John Benefiel of the Heartland Apostolic Prayer Network, everything you know about Lady Liberty has been a lie.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Cynical-C

She is Running For President of the United States of America 2

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 22:30:39 +0000

Slavery had a disastrous impact on African-American families, yet sadly a child born into slavery in 1860 was more likely to be raised by his mother and father in a two-parent household than was an African-American baby born after the election of the USA’s first African-American President

- Crazyeyes “Robot” Michele Bachmann, Legitimate Presidential Candidate, failing to consider that parents of a child who were slaves pretty much had to be together. You know, because they were slaves. Like, owned by someone. Human commodities with no civil rights. With no free will to make any decisions at all, especially whether or not they wanted to spend time together. For the love of God, lady, think before you generate soundbites with your robot synthesizer mouth.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: ASB

Legislation from the Lord

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 07 Jul 2011 20:00:30 +0000

Michele Bachmann prays to stop healthcare reform in 2009. Because Jesus only healed lepers that had generously low insurance deductibles.

False Start

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 May 2011 20:30:36 +0000

Hold everything guys. The Rapture is actually happening on OCT. 21, 2011. According to the AP, here’s what ~~profit~~ prophet Harold Camping had to say after his Spring Rapture was a bust:

May 21 had instead been a “spiritual” Judgment Day, which places the entire world under Christ’s judgment, he said…But because God’s judgment and salvation were completed on Saturday, there’s no point in continuing to warn people about it, so his network will now just play Christian music and programs until the final end on Oct. 21.

So you see? Now The Rapture is going to happen five months from now when everybody’s forgotten about it. And just to expedite the process of forgetting they’re not actually going to talk about it anymore. But they’re still going to play music so they can make all that money they’re going to need when the world ends.

Thanks for the meme, Memebase!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Atlantic

Holy Mayhem

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 11:00:22 +0000

JESUS
Is f***ing METAL!

(Pat Robertson)

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TobyD81

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It’s Fun to Stay at the V-A-T-I-C-A-N!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 03:00:00 +0000

5 Village People + 1 Village Idiot.

(The Village People and Pope Benedict XVI)

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Did Ya Know: Jesus Opposed the Minimum Wage!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 22:00:00 +0000

JESUS FOR PRESIDENT! Oh, wait, he’s dead, you say?!?! Well, he rose from the dead once before, so why not again? Just in time for to run in 2012! He knows his economics, apparently.

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The Best Part is the Burger King in the Background

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 Mar 2011 20:00:59 +0000

Because, really, where else would you expect to see such a fine vehicle? Certainly not at a Wendy’s!

This isn’t even the craziest automobile FAIL I’ve seen.

Time For Someone to Invest in a Watch

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 03:00:00 +0000

Running late… Delay Lama

(The Dalai Lama)

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aNiMaNu

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Prayers: Rebuilding Cities All By Themselves Since Forever

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 02:00:03 +0000

Moar Rage Guy and Friends comics this way!

Submitted by: Unknown

That’s the Best Thing I’ve Heard All Week!

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 20 Mar 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Good news, Everyone!

(Professor Farnsworth)

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pratrp

Via: www.cnn.com

Whatever Was I Thinking Going With That Pattern?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 03:00:00 +0000

So THAT’S who Philip gave our old curtains to!

(Queen Elizabeth II)

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Molly_B

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O’Reilly’s Perfect Impression of a Fish

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 Mar 2011 01:00:27 +0000

Yeah, how do you explain that, SCIENCE?!

Submitted by:

BMFPoochie

Via: huffingtonpost.com

Are You Saying That Hitler Was a Humanist?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 21:00:53 +0000

“I’ve lived to hear it said. And in Virginia.” For the f@%$ing WIN!

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Cynical-C

The Only Jewelry I Want Down There Comes From My Vajazzling Kit

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Mar 2011 19:00:00 +0000

They make lousy IUD’s…

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Greencliff

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Flying Spaghetti Monster Explains the Tough Stuff

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 15 Mar 2011 04:00:05 +0000

Still waiting for an explanation on my laundry, though:

More Bill O’Reilly memes over here!

Submitted by: Unknown

The Japanese Tsunami According To Fox News Viewers

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 02:00:54 +0000

One of my favorite things is seeing fanatical Christians enact the principles of kindness taught to them by Jesus.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: munga

What Would Jesus Cut?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 08 Mar 2011 03:00:00 +0000

I think Jesus would cut firefighter budgets. I mean, think about it. No one seemed to care when that bush was burning during the times of Moses. What? I totally understand the Bible!

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Mudkipist

You Shouldn’t Make a Man That Old Run

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 01 Mar 2011 04:00:00 +0000

RED ROVER RED ROVER
Send Benedict on over

(The Vatican)

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Uterus

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She May Be Able to Sell the Rosary for a Quick Couple of Bucks

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 25 Feb 2011 12:00:00 +0000

Breaking News – Nun regrets putting all singles into collection basket, asks God for a do over.

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Actori

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You Believe in Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior! SAY IT!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 Feb 2011 20:00:00 +0000

THE CHURCH
Has ways to make you believe

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nocaps

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Don’t Give Lady Gaga Any Ideas, Doggy

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 16 Feb 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Why is he wearing my dog bed?

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grandamjim

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So The Pope’s a Friend of Dorothy, Eh?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 11 Feb 2011 20:00:00 +0000

There’s no place like Rome. There’s no place like Rome… **click**click**click**

(Pope Benedict XVI)

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jking_54a

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It’s The Word! The Holy Word!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 Feb 2011 16:00:00 +0000

THE BIRD
Everybody’s heard about it.

(Pope Benedict XVI)

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ToopsDaWoops

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Bill O’Reilly Explains SCIENCE!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 02 Feb 2011 21:00:20 +0000

OMG, why did I spend all those hours pretending to pay attention in science classes when I could have just tuned in to Bill O’Reilly and gotten all the answers about everything in under two minutes? I HAVE WASTED MY LIFE!

The Problem With Democracy: Godless A-Holes Get to Vote!

TehGrateCheez — Wed, 26 Jan 2011 23:30:00 +0000

I’m not 100% sure, but I think, just maybe, this guy leans a little to the right, politically. I share all of his views, except for the ones that I disagree with, which are all of them.

Nature Explained: Blame the Gays

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 21:30:36 +0000

Remember those recent, mysterious bird and fish deaths? Well, mystery solved! Blame the repeal of “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell.” Now that we’ve settled that: What’s next in SCIENCE?

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Daily What

BLACK MARKET

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 00:00:00 +0000

BLACK MARKET ahhhh…. just what i ordered.

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masterpwner

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THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 09 Jan 2011 18:00:00 +0000

THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND does not mitigate your inability to think things through.

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bemusedcanadian

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Pope’s Magic Powers

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 30 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Wingardium Leviosa!
(Pope Benedict XVI)

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Echou

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Would You Like A Copy Of The Watchtower?!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 17 Dec 2010 20:00:00 +0000

Jehovah’s Witnesses Doing whatever it takes

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Cranky_Old_Man

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Na Na Na Na Na Na Pope Cave

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 13 Dec 2010 00:00:00 +0000

To the Pope Cave!
(Pope Benedict XVI)

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Poverty?! Only For The Masses…

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 28 Nov 2010 19:00:01 +0000

Vow of poverty ur doin it wrong

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Pray For World Peace…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 22 Nov 2010 01:00:32 +0000

Pray for world peace. It’s the least you can do. Literally.
(Pope Benedict XVI)

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STUPID

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 17 Nov 2010 12:00:22 +0000

Stupid. You can’t fix it.
(WBC)

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Pundit Kitchen: Lol News and Lol Sarah Palin, Barack Obama, John McCain, Joe Biden and more » Religion

CNN is the New Amen

Progress Poker

Choir Practice

The Candy Monk… The Candy Monk Can.

Send in The Clowns

LEVITATING

Cawww

Posthumous Pranks

Business is Not Booming

War on Everything

War on Christmas 2011: Merry Crossbonesmas

Friday Picspam: A Soldier in the War on Christmas

Amen!

Join the Club

This Explains So Many of the World’s Evils

American Idol

She is Running For President of the United States of America 2

Legislation from the Lord

False Start

Holy Mayhem

It’s Fun to Stay at the V-A-T-I-C-A-N!

Did Ya Know: Jesus Opposed the Minimum Wage!

The Best Part is the Burger King in the Background

Time For *Someone* to Invest in a Watch

Prayers: Rebuilding Cities All By Themselves Since Forever

That’s the Best Thing I’ve Heard All Week!

Whatever Was I Thinking Going With That Pattern?

O’Reilly’s Perfect Impression of a Fish

Are You Saying That Hitler Was a Humanist?

The Only Jewelry I Want Down There Comes From My Vajazzling Kit

Flying Spaghetti Monster Explains the Tough Stuff

The Japanese Tsunami According To Fox News Viewers

What Would Jesus Cut?

You Shouldn’t Make a Man That Old Run

She May Be Able to Sell the Rosary for a Quick Couple of Bucks

You Believe in Jesus Christ, Our Lord and Savior! SAY IT!

Don’t Give Lady Gaga Any Ideas, Doggy

So The Pope’s a Friend of Dorothy, Eh?

It’s The Word! The Holy Word!

Bill O’Reilly Explains SCIENCE!

The Problem With Democracy: Godless A-Holes Get to Vote!

Nature Explained: Blame the Gays

BLACK MARKET

THE RIGHT TO SPEAK YOU MIND

Pope’s Magic Powers

Would You Like A Copy Of The Watchtower?!

Na Na Na Na Na Na Pope Cave

Poverty?! Only For The Masses…

Pray For World Peace…

STUPID

Time For Someone to Invest in a Watch