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Day One By Jimmy Kimmel

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 May 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Jimmy Kimmel gives Mitt Romney’s “Day One” ad a more literal translation.

What About the Underdog?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 23 May 2012 11:00:00 +0000

Mitt
Champion of the Overdog

(Mitt Romney)

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Crowd Pleaser

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 May 2012 03:00:00 +0000

And if elected, I promise to talk about the evils of homosexuality all the time!
Oh goodie gumdrops!
That’s all we ask!

(Mitt Romney)

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Has This Certain Ring to It

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 18 May 2012 18:00:00 +0000

“Romney Presidency…” sort of has a ring like “wrong presidency…”

They’ll Be Sorry. You’ll See…

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 May 2012 15:00:00 +0000

I must go. My people no longer need me…

(Newt Gingrich )
(I must go…)

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Them’s Fightin’ Words

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 07 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Hmm, I’m still sort of unclear as to who Charles Barkley’s voting for this coming November.

The Status Flow

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 06 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

TRICKLE DOWN ISN’T WORKING

(Mitt Romney)

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“Mitt Romney You Erase It”

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 03 May 2012 17:30:00 +0000

Oooohhh, she’s saying “Mitt Romney you’re a racist.” See? Mitt was as confused as I was.

Tell Me More

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 30 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

It’s called a factory. It’s where people work till you ship their jobs overseas

(Mitt Romney)

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This Oughta Work

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Breaking News – Mitt Romney throws gang signs as final effort to get the minority vote.

(Mitt Romney)

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Game of Thrones Characters as Politicians

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

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Dear Diary

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Apr 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Seems legit.

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Thirsty?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 Apr 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Ahh yes, spring water from the famous Nobama river in, uh, Japan…?

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Two-Letter Differences

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Apr 2012 15:00:00 +0000

DAT ANN

(Ann and Mitt Romney)

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Make It Rain (ft. Mitt Romney)

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 18 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Got a handful of stacks
better grab an umbrella

(Mitt Romney)

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Thanks, Honey

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

I’m here to say that Mitt is not at all how he’s come across for the past twenty years.

(Mitt Romney)

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And Then There Was One

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Apr 2012 11:00:00 +0000

Sorry… But You Have No Other Choices Now!

(Mitt Romney)

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What an Age We Live In

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 20:00:00 +0000

PEACE IN OUR TIME

(Arnold Schwarzenegger)

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Well, It Does

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 15 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

drops out of presidential race, because a “come from behind” victory sounded too gay.

(Rick Santorum)

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Think About What You’ve Done

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

in time out

(Newt Gingrich)

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That’s So Romney

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 18:30:00 +0000

Mitt Romney presents us with his best impression of a gay man. And I do mean “presents” us, because really it’s a gift to us all. :/

FANCY PANTS

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Apr 2012 17:30:00 +0000

It takes a bold man to wear bold pants.

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This Explains a Lot

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 08 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

IS THAT RON? I FOUND OUT WHO’S BEEN COUNTING YOUR VOTES

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Read All About It

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

I’ll stick to “Cosmo,” thanks.

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The Power of Christ Compels You

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 03:00:00 +0000

One quick pull and Santorum will be President

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These Are Your Supporters?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 23 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

A lady advises Rick Santorum to “pretend it’s Obama” at the 0:36 mark.

Wow.

Santorum-San

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 22 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000

SO KAWAII! Also a Tumblr!

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He Really Neds To

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Mar 2012 21:00:00 +0000

I guess it’s asking a lot to expect vandals to spell correctly.

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Bad Campaign Trips

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

Spent 15 minutes staring at his hand
Vowed to never drop acid again

(Mitt Romney)

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Safe Speech

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 23:00:00 +0000

protected
unprotected

(Rick Santorum)

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Food of the Masses

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 19 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

Spotting the camera, the deer stiffened in fear, realizing that it must either flee or take a bit of a ‘sausage muffin’

( Mitt Romney)

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Can You Spot the Difference?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 19:00:00 +0000

ONE OF THESE THINGS IS NOT LIKE THE–
Wait. Sorry… my mistake.

Rick Santorum, Ron Paul, Mitt Romney, and Newt Gingrich)

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DoonesBagley

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Salt Lake City Tribune cartoonist Pat Bagley protested his paper’s decision to run all but one strip from the controversial Doonesbury abortion story-arc by pasting it into his own space. The Tribune objected to the last panel of Gary Trudeau’s comic, in which the doctor performing a mandatory sonogram says, “by the authority invested in me by the GOP base, I thee rape.”

However Bagley snuck it in under his own comic, in which he criticizes former Republican Utah House Majority Leader Kevin Garn. Garn was forced to resign in 2010 after scandal involving him hot-tubbing in the nude with an underage girl.

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OICWYDT!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Ahhh, I remember the first time I discovered Photoshop too…

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How Quaint

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 15 Mar 2012 15:00:00 +0000

So you call this what again, oh yes, manual labor

(Mitt Romney)

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Newt’s New Logo

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 18:30:00 +0000

So lately Newt Gingrich has been saying that if elected he’ll lower gas prices to $2.50 a gallon. The current nationwide average is $3.81.

The likeliest explanation is that whatever product keeps Callista’s hair in that lovely plastic bowl-shape can run an engine, and he’s known it all along…

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Run, Lady

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Mar 2012 03:00:00 +0000

So Then I Was Like HELL YEAH I LOVE GILFS

(Mitt Romney)

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Nazgul on the Ticket

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Hope his campaign bus is planning a stop at Mount Doom.

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Make Mine a Double

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Short on ideas for hosting your next Republican Primary party? Might I suggest the Santorum? It’s a frothy mixture of Baileys, orange vodka, bitters, and chocolate flakes, which is the byproduct of being a ridiculous candidate.

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Chuck Norris Robocalls for Newt Gingrich

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Chuck Norris Robocaller, also known as Skynet.

I’m Sexy and I Know it?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Mitt Romney is not about to sit idly by while his son Craig steals all the attention from the ladies.

Emphasis on the Coffee-Color

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 12 Mar 2012 12:00:00 +0000

…and the resultant coffee-colored froth is apparently called “santorum.” Heh-heh.

(Mitt Romney)

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Friday Picspam: What Has Been Seen…

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Cannot be unseen! Have fun living with that mental image this weekend!

Click to see more!

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Pat Them on the Head?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Another poor person? What do I do now?
What do I do now?

(Mitt Romney)

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Order Yours Today

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

NEW! Enhanced Republican Headwear
Not Just Another Fashion Accessory!
Blocks Facts
Impedes Information
Stops Critical Thought
Mutes Compassion
Enhances Greed
Clogs Auditory Canals
Adds Tunnel Vision
Applies Perma Grin
AND
Much, Much, More!

(Callista Gingrich)

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Romney Fever!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

CAN YOU FEEL IT?!?!?!?!

Cartoon by Rick Mckee

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Come, Smithers!

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Which one is which, and which is worse?

Oooh, goes great with the Santorum versus The Ayatollah game we posted yesterday.

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Super Tuesday: The Morning After

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 18:30:00 +0000

Yesterday’s Super Tuesday primary results are in! Mitt Romney won six states, Virginia, Vermont, Ohio, Massachusetts, Alaska, and Idaho. Rick Santorum took home North Dakota, Tennessee, and Oklahoma for three. Last and probably least, Gingrich won his home state of Georgia.

Meanwhile, Republicans dissatisfied with Romney’s lackluster performance so far have started the website Mehromney.com.

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Super Tuesday Singalong

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 18:30:00 +0000

Exercise your vocal chords while we wait for the results of Super Tuesday!

Thanks FlackCheck.org!

So There.

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Mar 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Rape? Gifting life.

(Rick Santorum)

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