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F*ck Yeah Craig Romney

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Red alert! Tumblr has discovered that Mitt Romney’s youngest son Craig is a hottie

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The Running Man

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 08 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

Running for office … well more of slow jog

(Mitt Romney)

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Collect Em’ All

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Baseball card maker Upper Deck is expanding its business to include politicians by launching its new “World of Politics” line. Wait, why is Rick Santorum the only one that gets an action shot?

(Because he’s the dreamiest. Shhhh, don’t speak. I know you think it too. Just shhhh…)

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Via: Beckett.com

Keeping the Internet Honest

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Pundit Kitchen: Keeping the internet honest since like three seconds ago. YOU’RE WELCOME, R-MONEY!

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Via: Reddit

Oh God

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

There. Now every t-shirt we sell will have a little bit of Santorum on it.

(Rick Santorum)

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Take it to the Grave

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

If only i could tell him.. i’m a democrat

(Mitt Romney)

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RestlessLOLz

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PDA Caucus

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 04 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

For Corn’s Sakes, Get a Room

(Mitt Romney)

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JOE-STYLE

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Awww Yeaahhhh

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Santorum and Seamen… now that’s a party!

(Rick Santorum)

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auntiewarhol

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RULER OF THE FLORIDA PANHANDLE

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 12:00:00 +0000

ALL HAIL NEWT, KING OF THE MOON

(Newt Gingrich)

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KyleTheSarcastic

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Big Mistake

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Feb 2012 00:00:00 +0000

There goes my popularity I outed myself as a Moderate

(Chris Christie)

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The Best Endorsement Ever?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Has Snooki just ensured a Christie Presidency in 2016?

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: @Snooki

Mitt Mind Manipulation

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 20:00:00 +0000

COME TO ME BAG OF CHIPS

(Mitt Romney)

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Things You Don’t Want to Say While Running for POTUS

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

“I’m not concerned about the very poor” might be one of them.

Rick Santorum’s Bad Lip Reading Soundbite

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Pouring Their Hearts Out

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Is it time to do trust falls yet?

Submitted by: Lindsey

America the Beautiful.mp3

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Mitt Romney: Now available in a vocaloid model.

This Guy!

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 31 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

HANDS UP IF YOU’D LIKE TO LIVE IN SPACE

(Newt Gingrich)

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At the Laundro-Mitt

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 30 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

You really learn things running for President.
Today, I learned there’s a non-dry-clean option.

( Mitt Romney)

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Can’t We All Just Get Along?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Comic by:

PrincessWordplay

Anger First, Truth Later

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Today Newt Gingrich’s campaign conceded to ABC News that witnesses supposedly ready to testify he was not unfaithful to his second wife were, in fact, imaginary.

Wag of the Finger

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 26 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Arizona Governor and apparent predatory anthropod-eater Jan Brewer had an exchange with President Barack Obama today that could best be described as “tense.”

The two could be seen speaking on the tarmac where Air Force One had just landed, before Obama walked away from Brewer in mid-sentence. The president reportedly disagrees with a part of Brewers new book, “Scorpions for Breakfast,” in which she describes an incident at the White House where she felt that Obama was “lecturing her.”

Brewer is famous for her support of Arizona’s controversial immigration laws.

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Via: MSNBC photoblog

Moneybags Mitt

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Mitt Romney released his tax forms this morning, shortly before swan diving into a pool of coins in his Duckberg vault.

The best part (besides his 21.7 million-dollar earnings)? His offshore bank accounts in Switzerland, Bermuda, and the Cayman Islands.

Check out the forms in all their bureaucratic glory here.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Mitt Romney.com

Rebranding

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

At least now people will know what to expect when they tune in.

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The Problem With Newtcare

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 04:00:00 +0000

Yeah, baby. Do what Newt likes! Oh, and don’t get sick

(Callista and Newt Gingrich)

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KyleTheSarcastic

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We Don’t Want Your Kind

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 24 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Hey, don;t let the doo hit you on the way out!
Oh, and take all that “science” and “reasonableness” hooey with you!!

(Jon Huntsman)

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auntiewarhol

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Especially That Third One

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

Perry leaves the race
The Dept of Education, Dept of Commerce and the Dept of… of… something-or-other are all saved

(Rick Perry)

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The Usual Suspects

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Now that the African-American, the woman, and the sane person were out of the way, Republicans were finally ready to set about the business of finding just the right Angry White Male to represent them.

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auntiewarhol

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Mud for a Newt

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Newt Gingrich’s ex-wife Marianne has come out out with allegations that he asked her to have an open marriage after coming clean about his longtime affair with then-aide-now-third-wife Callista. The best part? All of this took place while Gingrich was working to impeach Bill Clinton for the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

The holy sanctity of marriage! We must protect it!

Time to Hit the Ol’ Dusty Trail

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

I feel like Rick Perry would appreciate a folksy saying like that when I announce that he’s abandoned his bid for the presidency and now supports Newt Gingrich.

Happy trails, Rick. Happy trails.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Wall Street Journal

Election Grandslam Breakfast

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 19 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Rick Perry is ready to seat you at Denny’s.

(Rick Perry)

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Some Guy Drops Out

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 16 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Sorry Jon Huntsman, you were too serious of a candidate for anybody to notice. This is America, we want our candidates to entertain us.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: CBS News

Je m’oppose!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Newt Gingrich attacks Mitt Romney for being like John Kerry because… they both speak French?

Quoi de mal à cela?

Love Machine

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 20:00:00 +0000

INITIATING KISS SEQUENCE ALPHA;
PROCESSING……………
OK.

(Mitt Romney)

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auntiewarhol

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Let The Mitt Romney Comics Begin

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 22:00:00 +0000

Cartoon by Chris Weyant

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Let’s Play a Game

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 12 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000

USA Today has a great flash game that let’s you see which candidate’s values are most in line with yours. Check it out here!

I got Vermin Supreme. KNEW IT!

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A New Hampshire Wedding

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Mitt Romney won the New Hampshire Primary last night with 33.9% of the vote. He was followed by Ron Paul (22.8%), John Huntsman (16.9%), Newt Gingrich (9.4%), Rick Santorum (9.4%), and Rick Perry (0.7%).

Cartoon by Drew Sheneman.

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Exit Through the Gift Shop

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

PIOUS BALONEY POSTCARDS
available in the lobby

(Newt Gingrich)

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The Definitive Ron Paul Venn Diagram

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

For those of you who, you know, like your data all organized and logical and junk.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Boing Boing

GOP Priorities

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 09 Jan 2012 23:00:00 +0000

From submitter Auntiwarhol:

Turns out the Iowa Caucus really was a pretty good referendum on Republican priorities!

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auntiewarhol

She Means It, Too

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 16:00:00 +0000

Whoops, no, you shook one of the fake hands, haha. And again. Okay, there we go!

(Newt and Callista Gingrich)

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Come Home This Instant

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 06 Jan 2012 00:00:00 +0000

MOM PLEASE… …ITS ONLY 9:30

(Rick Santorum)

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What They Order Every Year, Really

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Cartoon by Tom Toles.

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The Ronmised Land

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 05 Jan 2012 12:00:00 +0000

In Ron Paul’s America, my dog would be this much bigger…
…and my pot farm would be legal

(Ron Paul)

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KyleTheSarcastic

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Norway Weighs In

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Norway’s third-largest newspaper, Dagbladet, put Santorum’s ascension at the Iowa Causus into their own words with the headline, “Gay Hate Surging Forward.” Norway is historically one of the most gay-friendly countries in the world, and was the first to enact laws protecting LGBT people from discrimination.

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Via: Dagbladet

Bachmann Bows Out

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 04 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Michele Bachmann has decided to end her run for the 2012 presidency after only accumulating 5% of the Iowa Caucus vote.

Pundit Kitchen is always sad to see the more hilarious candidates go. After all, Mitt-Romney-is-a-robot jokes can’t last us all the way until November… or can they? Goodbye Bachmann! We’ll miss your crazy eyes and your crazy everything else!

Oh God, you so fickle!

You Think You Know Iowa?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 03 Jan 2012 08:00:00 +0000

While we’re all waiting for the results of the Iowa Caucus, how about we listen to one of its native sons school us on what “Iowa Nice” really means.

Caution: Not-so-nice language!

Newt and Twin

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 08 Dec 2011 01:00:00 +0000

Chris Farley imitates Newt Gingrich in this gem of a video from 1995.

Pick Your Poison

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 07 Dec 2011 23:00:00 +0000

According to a poll on television viewing habits conducted by Experian-Simmons, people who identify as republicans are more likely to enjoy scripted, more serious shows, while democrats seem to prefer sarcastic comedies with morally ambiguous lead characters. Here’s a breakdown of favorite shows by political preference:

LIBERAL-DEMOCRAT FAVORITES:
– The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report
– 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation
– The View
– Glee
– Modern Family
– It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia
– Treme
– Cougar Town
– The Late Show With David Letterman and The Late Late Show With Craig Ferguson
- Aqua Teen Hunger Force
- Saturday Night Live
- The Office
- Project Runway
- Conan

CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN FAVORITES:
– Swamp Loggers
– The Bachelor
– Castle
– Mythbusters
– Only in America With Larry the Cable Guy
- American Pickers
- Pawn Stars
- Swamp People
– The Tonight Show With Jay Leno
– The Biggest Loser
– Hawaii Five-O
- NCIS
- The Mentalist
- Dancing With the Stars results show
- Wheel of Fortune

While both parties’ least favorite shows are as follows:
CONSERVATIVE-REPUBLICAN LEAST FAVORITES:
– Weeds
– The Daily Show With Jon Stewart and The Colbert Report
– South Park
– TMZ
– General Hospital
– Family Guy
– Dexter
– Jersey Shore
– The Walking Dead

LIBERAL-DEMOCRAT LEAST FAVORITES:
– Swamp Loggers
– Dog the Bounty Hunter
– The Ultimate Fighter
– The Price Is Right
– CSI: Miami
– Kitchen Nightmares
– Secret Life of the American Teenager
– Ghost Hunters

So… Cougar Town or Hawaii Five-0? I feel heartened by taking away the knowledge that both sides watch crappy shows equally.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: EW

One-Word Reactions to GOP Contenders

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 19 Oct 2011 22:00:26 +0000

The best/worst answers are at the bottom.

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: Washington Post

Zombie Reagan For President 2012

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 14 Oct 2011 11:00:00 +0000

“So We Are Agreed Then…
…Dig Him Up and Run Him Again”

(Ronald Reagan)

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