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What Spies Argue About

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Seriously, Comrade Putin, I blend in with sofa better.
No, Comrade Madame, I blend in with sofa better!
This isn’t going to end well.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Heyguru

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Moscow Regrets

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

“Join the Navy, see the world,” they said. “You’ll like being Vladimir’s cabin boy,” they said.
I remember being Stalin’s cabin boy. How do you think I got all these medals?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Because I’m the President, That’s Why

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Comrade Pushenshovkin, your beer is more full than mine. We will now switch glasses.

(Vladimir Putin)

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TuckerBentley

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Jokes Opposite You, Too

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

IN RUSSIA PLANS OUTLINE YOU

(Vladimir Putin)

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TuckerBentley

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Choir Practice

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 23:00:00 +0000

All together now. Imagine there’s no countries…
-Dmitry Medvedev

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MEH SQUARED

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 10 Apr 2012 11:00:00 +0000

MEH SQUARED
-Barack Obama, Dmitry Medvedev

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cmackley

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To The Gulag With You!

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

IN RUSSIA, POLICE PROTEST YOU

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WilliamKeckler

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More Boring Than Curling?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 13 Mar 2012 19:00:00 +0000

And the Japanese Synchronized Tea Pouring Relay Team is about to lap the Russian Team.

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bajio6401

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We Can’t Either

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

I cannot quit me.

(Vladimir Putin)

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TuckerBentley

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Cry of the Tiger

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Despite widespread allegations of voting fraud and mass street protests, Vladimir Putin was re-elected president of Russia for the third time with 60% of the vote on Sunday. Mmmm, victory tears. Tastes like vodka and oppression.

Vladimir Creeper

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Vladimir Putin attempts to attract the Russian women’s vote by using creepy metaphors for virginity. Ick.

RUSSIAN POLITICS

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

RUSSIAN POLITICS
There’s a metaphor in here somewhere, but I’m too afraid to go looking for it

(Vladimir Putin)

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Only a Little

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Will the evil Weigh us down?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Needdollars

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The Moment a Lot of You Have Been Waiting For

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Vladimir Putin has been arrested!

… in your dreams. This fake video of the Russian Prime Minister behind bars has gone viral, with the original upload accruing three million hits in just three days.

Adventures in Russian Viral Videos

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Well, the language is pretty universal.

Apologies to Taco

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

If you’re Red and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits? Putin’s on the fritz.

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Putin Gets A Bootin’?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:00:41 +0000

A protester carries a sign that reads “don’t use it twice” during a December 24th protest over Vladimir Putin’s party winning the parliamentary elections despite allegations of fraud. It was the first mass protest directed at Putin in his twelve years of rule in Russia. Christmas day twenty years ago also saw the collapse of the Soviet Union. Could this be the collapse of Vladurday as well?!

A protester holds a meme-style poster that says, “get tired! Leave!”

Submitted by: Unknown

Via: The Atlantic

No, You Won’t Need Your Glasses…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Let me steady your hand, Babushka
I know who you want to vote for… He’s been a great President hasn’t he..?

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beernbiccies

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In Non-Soviet Russia…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Why is Putin already marked?
Just sign it, old bag.

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Shades55

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It Looks Like Reign is Coming

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 06 Dec 2011 04:00:00 +0000

Its important to
know weather or not
to do this?

(Dmitry Medvedev)

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clxxxiv

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A Very Soviet Christmas

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 02 Dec 2011 22:00:00 +0000

Seattle’s own statue of Vladimir Lenin gets a holiday makeover. The statue, which originally stood in Poprad, Czechoslovakia, was purchased from city officials by a Washingtonian for $13,000 and brought to Seattle in 1994. It now stands in the Fremont neighborhood, and is even known to cross-dress for Gay Pride Week.

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Via: Reddit

Take That Sputnik

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 17 Nov 2011 12:00:00 +0000

EPIC CAPTURE THE FLAG
Let’s see them win now…

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Party Rock is in the Kremlin Tonight

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 13 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

every day I’m shufflin’ past failed ideology

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DJAussie

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Driven to Distraction

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 10 Nov 2011 16:00:00 +0000

So if we, uh, want to, uh lower the uh taxes, uh…

(Dmitry Medvedev)

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Feeling Stressed?

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 22:14:00 +0000

Not anymore I bet.

Yulia Tymoshenko Sentenced to 7 Years

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 11 Oct 2011 18:00:37 +0000

Yulia Tymoshenko, seen here flanked by her husband and daughter, has been sentenced to seven years in prison for abusing her office by railroading Ukranian state energy firm Naftogaz into a deal with Russian firm Gazprom. The United States and European Union have condemned the trial as “politically motivated with clear anti-Russian subtexts.” Many view her incarceration as an obvious ploy by President Viktor Yanukovych to be rid of her as a political rival.

Politically-motivated? No, this was definitely follically-motivated. Have you seen her amazing hair? Haters be jelly.

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Via: Reuters

They Grow Up So Fast

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 30 Sep 2011 11:00:04 +0000

Growth hormones I blame the milk

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Greybeard55

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Darn North Korean Accents

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 15:00:22 +0000

iz skool domicile
…Well it sure looks like a middile silo

(Kim Jong-Il and Dmitry Medvedev)

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Rich People Problems: Moscow Rumble

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 20 Sep 2011 21:00:19 +0000

I was originally gonna title this video in which Russian media tycoons brawl on television, “Rock-’em-Sock-’em-Ruskies,” BUT THAT’SRACIST.GIF.

Symptoms of Putin Include Fever, Chills

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 29 Aug 2011 22:00:03 +0000

From The Moscow Times:

Siberian investigators are seeking jail terms over a prank in which a billboard for a clinic treating sexually transmitted diseases was doctored to include less-than-flattering portraits of Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Putin.

The original billboard for the Barnaul clinic depicted gonorrhea, candida and ureaplasma as ugly monsters under the slogan: “Do you need such companions?”

The pranksters added a row of personified disease photos, including a ghastly white President Medvedev, a light green Prime Minister Putin and similarly ill-looking likenesses of Communist leader Gennady Zyuganov, Liberal Democratic Party leader Vladimir Zhirinovsky and Altai Governor Alexander Karlin, according to photos posted on the local anarchist web site Anarhobarnaul.org.

Just make sure to keep both Medvedev and Putin as far away from your genitals as possible.

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Via: The Moscow Times

This Explains So Many of the World’s Evils

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 13 Aug 2011 13:00:41 +0000

CREATION
God outsourced some of it

(Vladimir Putin)

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DJAussie

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Made From Moscows

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 29 Jul 2011 15:00:38 +0000

Why do I have this sudden craving for a dipped ice cream cone?

(Dmitry Medvedev)

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Friday Picspam: This Changes Everything

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 22 Jul 2011 20:00:34 +0000

This news is sure to rock the worlds of hungry Russian Fridaygoers everywhere. Now what are we supposed to eat?

Don’t forget your sunscreen.

Baroque and it ain’t no joke.

Thanks The Daily What!

Thanks to user xyzpdq1!

Sounds like a party.

GET IT? Thanks to user DraxxorT!

It may be going out of business, but Borders gets the last laugh.

Formula for Comedic Success

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 06 Jul 2011 15:00:56 +0000

IN SOVIET RUSSIA
Funny Joke Goes Here

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Keanu_Reeves

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Wrong Coast

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:00:51 +0000

Thats Staten Island Not Russia

(Donald Trump, Sarah Palin)

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Remnants of a Soviet Zoological Study?

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 19:00:11 +0000

And what have we here?

I…don’t know sir.

(Dmitry Medvedev)

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Tsar of the Dance

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 20 Apr 2011 20:00:43 +0000

Russian President Dmitry Medvedev (gray suit) gets down to just about the most ironic song he can. (Yes they are saying what you think they’re saying.)

Or Else!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 13:00:34 +0000

In Russia… EVERY day is Vladurday.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Have Her Back By 11!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Hello Mr USSR, my name is Vlad… …and I’m here to take Russia to the dance

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Also Unlike Dick Cheney, You Don’t Have a Pig’s Heart in Your Chest

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Unlike Dick Cheney, I shoot to KILL

(Vladimir Putin)

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He’s Got a Killer Competitive Streak

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Mar 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Dancing with the Tsars. He always wins.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Totally InVLADid

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 20:00:00 +0000

PUTIN WHISTLING “WINDS OF CHANGE”
Can you guess the validness of your argument?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Trust Me, They Will Know if You Change the Channel…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 17:00:00 +0000

Don’t change that channel. After these important messages from our sponsors, we’ll be right back for more of:
“Are You Smarter Than a Russian Commissar”

(Vladimir Putin)

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Gadaffurday Does Not Have a Good Ring to It

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Mar 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Anyway, I don’t know why they don’t like me! I try to be hip, I try to be cool, but these kids just seem to hate me.
You need to get yourself on the Cheezburger Network. It’s great for publicity. They even give you a day!
Oh good! Maybe I can have Satur-
Saturday is mine. Touch it and I will assasinate you without a second thought.

(Vladimir Putin and Muammar al-Gadaffi)

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