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Collect Em’ All

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Feb 2012 23:00:00 +0000

Baseball card maker Upper Deck is expanding its business to include politicians by launching its new “World of Politics” line. Wait, why is Rick Santorum the only one that gets an action shot?

(Because he’s the dreamiest. Shhhh, don’t speak. I know you think it too. Just shhhh…)

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Via: Beckett.com

Trollbama Calling

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 27 Oct 2011 00:00:00 +0000

Thanks Comixed!

IDITAROD

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 21 Sep 2011 11:00:29 +0000

IDITAROD
THAT’S WHAT SHE SAID

(Sarah Palin)

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Slip of the Tongue

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 14 Sep 2011 23:00:34 +0000

Hi, everybody, I’m Sarah Pal… ooops, I mean, Michele Bachmann.

(Michele Bachmann)

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Who Else Has Iron Maiden in Their Head Now?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 24 Aug 2011 23:00:32 +0000

The mark of the beast

(Sarah Palin)

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Wiminz Talk

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 04 Aug 2011 15:00:55 +0000

GURRRRRRRL WHO DID YO NAILS!

(Sarah Palin)

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Enough About You, Let’s Get Back to Me

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 03 Aug 2011 20:00:39 +0000

The little needle on the People-Paying Attention to Me Gauge in Sarah Palin’s head must have dipped into the red. Better go on Fox News and use Gabrielle Giffords to call the President a terrorist again.

I Need One of Those

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 27 Jul 2011 11:00:19 +0000

She has her own personal book opener…?

(Sarah Palin)

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The Unwatchable

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 00:00:17 +0000

Previously…

A troop-rallying campaign infomercial as imagined by Michael Bay: hero-worshipping, crescendo-edited at a dizzying pace, thunderously repetitive and its own worst enemy as a two-hour, talking-points briefing

- Robert Abele, Los Angeles Times

Toldja so.

- Pundit Kitchen

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Via: Rotten Tomatoes

2011: A Bad Year for Evil

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 13 Jul 2011 20:00:36 +0000

Yes. Thank God the evil known as Paul Reiser has been eliminated. I for one sleep better knowing this.

UPDATE: User swh400 sent us this revised version.

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Sexy Sarah?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 11 Jul 2011 21:30:45 +0000

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Dramatic String Accompaniment

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 08 Jul 2011 21:00:02 +0000

Perfect for a nation where the number one movie is “Transformers 3.”

Found the Culprit at Last

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 29 Jun 2011 03:00:15 +0000

SARAH PALIN
She didn’t just shoot Bambi’s mom – now she’s wearing her too!

(Sarah Palin)

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Meeting-in-Progress

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 27 Jun 2011 23:00:17 +0000

Thank you for seeing me God. I know your busy. So. How do we wipe out the non-believers?

(Sarah Palin)

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Sieg Help!

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 23 Jun 2011 19:00:19 +0000

HEIL!
(Just gettin’ ready, y’all)

(Sarah Palin)

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Off Roading

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 22 Jun 2011 20:00:27 +0000

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Via: Mediaite

The Chosen One

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 20 Jun 2011 11:00:28 +0000

Of course God loves me more than you. Look how rich he made me.

(Sarah Palin)

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Lamestream Media

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 17 Jun 2011 23:00:38 +0000

What Color Is My Jacket? How Dare You Ask Me A “Gotcha” Question Like That? Liberal Pig!

(Sarah Palin)

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Collect ‘Em All?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 15 Jun 2011 20:00:24 +0000

A selection from the catalogue of Hero Builders, the company responsible for an anatomically-correct Anthony Weiner doll. Great gift ideas if you’re looking for bargain-basement role models for the little ones. Elliot Spitzer, I wanna be just like him!

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Via: The Atlantic Wire

Paul Revere for 1000

Cheezburger Network — Sun, 12 Jun 2011 17:00:33 +0000

(Paul Revere) who warned, uh, the British that they weren’t going to be taking away our arms, uh, by ringing those bells and making sure as he’s riding his horse through town to send those warning shots and bells that we were going to be secure and we were going to be free and we were going to be armed.

(Sarah Palin)

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Wrong Coast

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 10 Jun 2011 23:00:51 +0000

Thats Staten Island Not Russia

(Donald Trump, Sarah Palin)

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LOLWTFBBQ

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 21:00:47 +0000

Sarah Palin has redacted the word “WTF” from a Facebook post criticizing President Obama over his foreign policy stance on Russia. After user outcry over her usage of an acronym that commonly stands for “What The F***,” she added an asterisk explaining that in this case, WTF stands for “Winning The Future.” On that, Sarah, I call “BS,” which in this case stands for exactly what it always stands for.

LOL OMG Facebook Fail! Check out more at Failbook!

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Via: Time

Mysterious Methods

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 09 Jun 2011 03:00:13 +0000

So tell me again how pretending to be a biker chick is going to help you get elected president?

(Sarah Palin)

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That’s Showbiz

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 07 Jun 2011 03:00:28 +0000

Your poll numbers are down, so I’m changing my hairstyle.

(Sarah Palin)

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When in Rome…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 22:00:44 +0000

When in Rome, ~~do as the Romans~~ be a total hypocrite.

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Night Rider

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 20:00:38 +0000

Sarah Palin defends her Paul Revere gaffe by trying to bury it in a mountain of historical trivia her intern no doubt spent the weekend researching. Remember kids, the next time your high school history teacher asks you to answer anything you let them know you’re not gonna stand for their gotcha questions. *awshucksplasticsmile*

Also, according to Examiner.com, some Sarah Palin supporters are trying to revise the Paul Revere Wikipedia page to match her statement.

2012 Presidential Candidate Tina Fey

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 06 Jun 2011 18:15:46 +0000

Fox News has taken to playing SNL reruns in the corner to boost ratings? Whatever it is, faced with the choice, this is the Sarah Palin I would elect.

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Patriotic Revisionism

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 03 Jun 2011 17:30:11 +0000

Sarah Palin’s imagination just makes American history that much cooler.

New York Welcome

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 02 Jun 2011 20:00:45 +0000

Sarah Palin’s One Nation Tour bus gets a taste of NYC hospitality.

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Via: Rumproast

Todd Makes a Pretty Good Fred

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 01 Jun 2011 21:00:42 +0000

Jon Stewart about Sarah Palin’s 2012 One Nation Bus Tour:
“Has anyone ever stopped to consider the possibility that Sarah Palin and her family are solving mysteries and unmasking monsters?”

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Via: Blogging Via Typewriter

Friday Picspam: Rapturous

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 20 May 2011 15:00:02 +0000

Well, since it’s the rapture tomorrow, I guess this is the last Friday on Earth for some of you pure-hearted, good, and probably boring people. The rest of us will remember you in the worldwide alcoholic rager I’m planning.

Freebies

100% American beef

Only you can prevent fires on the forest moon of Endor.

Roll ‘em back!

You’re welcome, PK!

Endeavor’s final flight as seen from an airplane window

Thanks to user antiproduct!

Burial at Sea

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 11 May 2011 03:00:27 +0000

And today, Navy Seals dropped Sarah Palin’s presidential aspirations into the ocean off the coast of Pakistan.

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Target Within Range

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 May 2011 17:00:34 +0000

I can see Sarah Palin’s house ready the missiles…

(Vladimir Putin)

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Fish in a Barrel

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 28 Apr 2011 03:00:43 +0000

Breaking News – Winner of the “picture most likely to be photoshopped for pr0n” contest revealed.

(Sarah Palin)

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Poll: Sarah Palin Impersonators: Tina Fey or Julianne Moore?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 27 Apr 2011 21:00:55 +0000

Julianne Moore will play Sarah Palin in the HBO drama Game Change, which went into production today. So, judging on looks alone (since we have yet to hear her Alaskan accent), which lady makes the best Thrilla from Wasilla?

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Via: SNL Tumblr

The Year of the Landslide?

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 25 Apr 2011 22:00:06 +0000

Clearly he underestimates the power of someone who owns a solid-gold hotel with his name at the top. If that doesn’t say “supervillain,” I don’t know what does.

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Via: STFU Conservatives

Friday Picspam: Strands Across America

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 22 Apr 2011 20:00:20 +0000

Hope y’all have an extra GOOD Friday today!

Gracias por los gif, Señor Gif!

Thanks to user TinCanOnAString!

Thanks to user xyzpdq1!

Thanks to User#5323245!

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SARAAAAAAAH

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 18 Apr 2011 20:00:01 +0000

Battle cries ring through the land at a Sarah Palin speech. One person’s unhinged loons are another’s method actors, I guess.

Cha-Ching!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 16 Apr 2011 03:00:28 +0000

$$$$$$$$$$$$$
She has faith you will value her books enough to buy them

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Garbage Palin Kids

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 14 Apr 2011 00:00:18 +0000

Sometimes going retro is not such a good thing. Do Not Want.

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Via: The Frisky

Picture is Related

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 11 Apr 2011 18:35:24 +0000

(Sarah Palin)

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Via: The High Definite

Bristling Over Bristol

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 06 Apr 2011 20:00:26 +0000

Today in head-desk news, NY Daily News and a variety of sources report that The Candie’s Foundation, a nonprofit that fights teen pregnancy by promoting abstinence, paid Bristol Palin $262,500 for her work as their spokesperson in 2009. ThinkProgress did the math and found that Bristol’s salary was about seven times what the foundation spent on actually preventing teen pregnancy:

the group disbursed only $35,000 in grants to actual teen pregnancy health and counseling clinics: $25,000 to the Mt. Sinai Adolescent Health Center and $10,000 to the National Campaign to Prevent Teen Pregnancy

Wow, being a walking incarnation of Learn From My Fail sure must have a high overhead!

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Stop the Presses

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 05 Apr 2011 22:00:44 +0000

Oh snarky booksellers.

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My Fancy Bear Habit Is Ruining Me

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 29 Mar 2011 22:00:36 +0000

Full Size here

“As Sarah Palin and others complain about $4-a-gallon gasoline, we can’t help but wonder what the fuss is about. Pound for pound, people pay far more than $4-a-gallon for lots of their favorite things all the time.”

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It’s Not the Size of Your Teabag That Counts…

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 28 Mar 2011 23:00:00 +0000

Why do all the men who support me have tiny little itsy bitsy… …brains?

(Sarah Palin)

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As Always, About Seven Years Behind the Rest of Us

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 19:00:00 +0000

Hey! Somebody sent me words!
That’s a text, Sarah.
Sarah Palin discovers text messaging.

(Sarah Palin)

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This Is What The Internet Was Made For

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 22 Mar 2011 01:00:58 +0000

I’ve now played this game six times, and I have yet to win even once.

What Are You Doing This Sunday?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Mar 2011 01:00:54 +0000

According to Sarah Palin, President Obama is leading this country down the “Road of Ruin.” To help highlight this penetrating criticism, Tea Partiers are calling for a protest on March 13th. What they are asking you to do is to pull your ~~gas guzzler~~ car over to the side of the road and honk your horn in protest of Obama.

This coincides perfectly with my own, personal protest against car horn honking.

BEST PROTEST EVER OR BESTEST PROTEST EVER?

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Via: I Heart Chaos

That’s a Funny Name, Mr. Kippur. Is It Irish?

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 20:00:00 +0000

Hi. This is Sarah Palin. Is Senator Lieberman in?
No, Mrs. Palin- this is Yom Kippur.
Well hello, Yom! Can I leave a message?

(Sarah Palin)

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Rap Battle: Sarah Palin vs. Lady Gaga

Cheezburger Network — Wed, 09 Mar 2011 01:00:42 +0000

Warning: A few not-so-safe-for-work words are uttered during this epic rap battle.

My money is always on Gaga, though I have to say Sarah got a few good moose-punches in.