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No, the Secret Service doesn’t care if they photobomb you. Also, don’t use the word “photobomb” around them.
The Secret Service arrested a homeless man who climbed over the White House fence live on television. Take that astronauts! I’ll bet the secret service’s numbers in the “things-little-boys-wanna-be” polls are through the roof! Of course, firemen still dominate a good percentage of voters despite these recent developments.

Yesterday Fox News’ political Twitter account was hacked to say that President Obama had been assassinated in Iowa. The Secret Service is currently investigating the incident, and have currently narrowed it down to someone with a penchant for clichés and professional writing skills of a fourth grader. So, their suspect pool currently stands at everyone on the internet.
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Via: LA Times
Please, please! Mademoiselles! There’s enough Sarkozy to go around!

The (now-former) person in charge of tweeting for the Secret Service gets a little too “real” with his opinion on Fox News. It was deleted seconds later but unfortunately that’s seconds too late for the internet.
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Via: The Daily What