
Seriously, Comrade Putin, I blend in with sofa better.
No, Comrade Madame, I blend in with sofa better!
This isn’t going to end well.
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Seriously, Comrade Putin, I blend in with sofa better.
No, Comrade Madame, I blend in with sofa better!
This isn’t going to end well.


What’s with these blue fuzzy tribbles on the lectern?
Trekkies, the same the world over

“Join the Navy, see the world,” they said. “You’ll like being Vladimir’s cabin boy,” they said.
I remember being Stalin’s cabin boy. How do you think I got all these medals?

I don’t always drink beer.
But when I do, people disappear.
Pray I don’t get thirsty, my friends.
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Comrade Pushenshovkin, your beer is more full than mine. We will now switch glasses.
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