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Paper beats Rock? Listen, you take a rock and wrap it in paper and throw it at someone, they’re going to feel the rock, not the paper. Nothing beats rock.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Marvinator

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But You is Curvy and I Like ‘em Curvy!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Damn logo You blurry as hell

(Vladimir Putin)

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KaanTheKordor

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Use of Excessive Force

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

I find your love of Democracy-(vroom)-disturbing!

(Vladimir Putin)

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Greencliff

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PC-CCCP

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Level with me: did you try to rig the election?
You’re so culturally insensitive! In Russia what I did is called ‘creative tallying.’

(Stephen Harper and Vladimir Putin)

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DJAussie

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All In Your Head

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Does everyone else see the floating circle?

Vladimir Putin

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youatemypants

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Adobe Rogues

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Whoever is responsible for this Photoshop
will be Putin the Gulag for life!

(Vladimir Putin and Moammar Gadhafi)

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mcmagiccracker

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Those Moobs!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Those Moobs!

(Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Putin)

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ZoltarFTW

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More Like Nyet

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

It’s NyanPutin !!!!
Da Da Da Da Da
Da Da Da Da Da

(Vladimir Putin)

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aharper1997

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Choose Your Friends Wisely

Cheezburger Network — Fri, 13 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Posing with another dictator
won’t necessarily get you er…re-elected…?

(Vladimir Putin and Moammar Gadhafi)

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beernbiccies

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Sartorially Elegant AND Assassination Proof

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 21:00:00 +0000

At this range sharpshooter has to go for body shot…
Let him try and find his laser dot on THIS jacket!

(Vladimir Putin)

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beernbiccies

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SOVIET MEMES

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Not so effective if you can’t read Russian.

(Vladimir Putin)

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SirNottaguy-Imadad

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Adventures in Russian Viral Videos

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Jan 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Well, the language is pretty universal.

Apologies to Taco

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

If you’re Red and you don’t know where to go to, why don’t you go where fashion sits? Putin’s on the fritz.

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emememaker73

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I Vish to Thenk Akademy . . .

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

ANNOUNCER: This is Putin’s fifth win in this category out of six nominations. His first Daytime emmski, in 1975, was for Younger Male Actor in a Drama Series

(Vladimir Putin)

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un_desaparecido_americano

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He’s Been a Meme For Years Though, Really

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Now you’re in serious trouble, Vlad
Your Meme hit the internet

(Vladimir Putin)

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beernbiccies

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Putin Gets A Bootin’?

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 27 Dec 2011 19:00:41 +0000

A protester carries a sign that reads “don’t use it twice” during a December 24th protest over Vladimir Putin’s party winning the parliamentary elections despite allegations of fraud. It was the first mass protest directed at Putin in his twelve years of rule in Russia. Christmas day twenty years ago also saw the collapse of the Soviet Union. Could this be the collapse of Vladurday as well?!

A protester holds a meme-style poster that says, “get tired! Leave!”

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Via: The Atlantic

Christmas is Saved

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

I have you down for 4,000 bottles of Stoli. Don’t worry.

(Vladimir Putin)

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WilliamKeckler

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Quite Nice

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Look at my… Headphone beard

(Vladimir Putin)

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theepicfail666

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Yuletide Ransom

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

There, I removed you from the naughty list like you asked…..please, release Mrs.Claus now!

(Vladimir Putin)

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kittylouise

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No, You Won’t Need Your Glasses…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Let me steady your hand, Babushka
I know who you want to vote for… He’s been a great President hasn’t he..?

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beernbiccies

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The Who-ville Mafia

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Grinch stole my Christmas
I stole his life

(Vladimir Putin)

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youshallnotfusrodah

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The Secret to Perpetual Incumbency

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Putin voting for the 8th time in the recent Russian election. His motto: Vote early, vote often

(Vladimir Putin)

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Len314159

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In Non-Soviet Russia…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 21:00:00 +0000

Why is Putin already marked?
Just sign it, old bag.

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Shades55

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Mr Skimpy Shorts Championship 2011

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

…and the award for the skimpiest shorts in Russia goes to…

(Vladimir Putin)

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Nightowl79

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It’s a Long List

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Let me explain to you the things I would do for a Klondike bar…

(Vladimir Putin)

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Mr-Morbach

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Success Putin

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 21:30:00 +0000

If I can’ t be President
I can still be Prime Minister

Vladimir Putin: Original Success Kid

(Vladimir Putin)

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DJAussie

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Currency Clash

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Let’s get ready to ruble

(Vladimir Putin)

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Greybeard55

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He Keeps Us in Power Year After Year

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Dec 2011 14:00:00 +0000

People Let Me Tell You
About My Best Friend

(Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev)

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Except Me, of Course…

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

What they going on about? In Russia whole country is 99%

(Vladimir Putin)

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beernbiccies

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Marathon Vlad

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 18:00:00 +0000

All you have to do is tell me: Is is safe?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Good Question

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 26 Nov 2011 14:00:00 +0000

Pizza is a vegetable? How did we lose the cold war?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Greybeard55

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Proud Papa

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

VERY NICE BUT IT’S NOT MINE.
MY LAWYER WILL CONTACT YOU.

(Vladimir Putin)

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samrrye

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Dinner Fit For a Czar

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 18:00:00 +0000

Peasant under glass?
Not bad!

(Vladimir Putin)

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emememaker73

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Putin Pulling Teeth

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 19 Nov 2011 14:00:53 +0000

This will only hurt like a motherf**ker

(Vladimir Putin)

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Z.Ender.9

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BROSEIDON

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 21:00:00 +0000

BROSEIDON
King of the Brocean

(Vladimir Putin)

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Congratulations

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 18:00:00 +0000

CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR TACO.

(Vladimir Putin)

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WilliamKeckler

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You Heard Me Wrong

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 Nov 2011 14:00:00 +0000

No..no..
I said dat TASS

(Lyudmila and Vladimir Putin)

(TASS = Telegraph Agency of the Soviet Union)

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violetD

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“Putin Your Ballot in the Box” Should Not Be a Metaphor

Cheezu — Fri, 11 Nov 2011 22:25:14 +0000

Vladimir Putin is taking his slogan, “Let’s Do This Together” a little too literally in this sexy ad for his campaign.

Artistic License

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 20:00:00 +0000

…and I did it,SIDEWAYS!
IT’S “MY WAY” YOU IDIOT!
Nobody gets to do it “Their Way” in Russia.

(Vladimir Putin)

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FeoAmante

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May I Suggest Mural Size?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 17:00:00 +0000

“SORRY ABOUT THE SMALL SIZE OF THE PHOTO, YOU COULD ALWAY GET IT ENLARGED…”

(Vladimir Putin)

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Nightowl79

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The Clone Army Grows

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 Nov 2011 13:00:00 +0000

We’ll name this one Vlad #948.

(Vladimir Putin)

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bajio6401

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The Promise of a New Generation

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 20:00:00 +0000

So Angela has… a niece!

(Vladimir Putin and Angela Merkel)

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DJAussie

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Vladurwordplay

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 17:00:00 +0000

You use the racket to hit the birdie over the net.
Nyet?
Net.
Nyet?
Net.

(Dmitry Medvedev and Vladimir Putin)

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Share and Share Alike

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 29 Oct 2011 13:00:00 +0000

Ready to swap again?
Swap what, jobs?
No, suits. I like your better, gimme.

(Vladimir Putin and Dmitry Medvedev)

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mcmagiccracker

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Silence of the Vlads

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 20:00:00 +0000

It Putins the Kiss On the Forehead
Or It Gets the Hose Again!

(Vladimir Putin)

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Mister_Cantankerous

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Cameraperson Envy

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 22 Oct 2011 17:00:00 +0000

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