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“Join the Navy, see the world,” they said. “You’ll like being Vladimir’s cabin boy,” they said.
I remember being Stalin’s cabin boy. How do you think I got all these medals?

(Vladimir Putin)

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How Nice

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Russia is democracy
They chose to worship me like God

(Vladimir Putin)

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Thespinerd

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The Most Dangerous Man In The World

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 12 May 2012 13:00:00 +0000

I don’t always drink beer.
But when I do, people disappear.
Pray I don’t get thirsty, my friends.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Because I’m the President, That’s Why

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 May 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Comrade Pushenshovkin, your beer is more full than mine. We will now switch glasses.

(Vladimir Putin)

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The Rest is Just Filler

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 May 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Stunned because the reporters had other news to report on that day.
Never realized that there were other things to report on other than himself.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Cinco De Putin

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 05 May 2012 13:00:00 +0000

I’m Putin this on my expense account

(Vladimir Putin)

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I Wondered The Same Thing

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Why doesn’t Rose just move over, there’s clearly room on that door?

(Vladimir Putin)

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The Most Versatile Last Name Ever

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

We got to finish Putin this up by 5

(Vladimir Putin)

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High-Level Thinking

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 28 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

I do not understand this… … Fair election of which you speak

(Vladimir Putin)

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Based on a True Story

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Putin Pictures Presents… Invading Georgia in 3D!

(Vladimir Putin)

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Oh, The Cartography

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

But you said you wanted the missile to strike
“Literally anywhere on this map”

(Vladimir Putin)

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Jokes Opposite You, Too

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 21 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

IN RUSSIA PLANS OUTLINE YOU

(Vladimir Putin)

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Late Night Infomercials

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Welcome to the Putin Mint today we announce a new collectable coin

(Vladimir Putin)

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Thank God for the Children

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

That’s one new vote for me

(Vladimir Putin)

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What About Billy Zane?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 14 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

Our culture ministry endorsed this “Titanic 3D”
I have heard good things about a breast.

(Vladimir Putin)

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That’s How He Always Wins

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 20:00:00 +0000

But Mr. President, you were X. You can’t win by switching to O.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Hey Guys Can I Try?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Warning to all athletes who will be attending the 2014 Winter Olympics in Sochi, Russia…..
….Prime Minister Putin will be sticking his nose into every damn thing that happens there

(Vladimir Putin)

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Vladdy’s First Karate Meet

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 07 Apr 2012 13:00:00 +0000

Mom are you watching? Mom LOOK!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

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It’s Only Honorary

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

Yes, you can be “The Fifth Beatle.”

(Paul McCartney and Vladimir Putin)

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Harder Than It Looks

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Wins election Fails Tic-Tac-Toe

(Vladimir Putin)

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Zangief He Ain’t

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 31 Mar 2012 13:00:00 +0000

So Then I Was Like SHORYUKEN!!!

(Vladimir Putin)

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Thats Not How That Works

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

You can’t see me I can’t see you

(Vladimir Putin)

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Do Not Try This at Home!

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Breaking an invisible stack of bricks with eyes averted.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Putin Criminals Away Since 2003

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 24 Mar 2012 13:00:00 +0000

Step out of line,
AND WE’LL BE PUTIN YOU IN JAIL.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Not With a Bang But With a Circle

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 20:00:00 +0000

WWIII plans begin

(Vladimir Putin)

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Unlike his Security Detail

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 17:00:00 +0000

Re-Elected President
Doesn’t have to wear a tie ever again

(Vladimir Putin)

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KARATE

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 17 Mar 2012 11:00:00 +0000

KARATE
This is how you really look while doing it.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Time to Get New Poll Workers

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Wow… he even brought a picture of him. We’ll put him down as TWO votes for Putin.

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We Can’t Either

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

I cannot quit me.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Not Like That

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 10 Mar 2012 14:00:00 +0000

how do I karate?

(Vladimir Putin)

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Cry of the Tiger

Cheezburger Network — Mon, 05 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

Despite widespread allegations of voting fraud and mass street protests, Vladimir Putin was re-elected president of Russia for the third time with 60% of the vote on Sunday. Mmmm, victory tears. Tastes like vodka and oppression.

Trips Down Dictator Memory Lane

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 21:00:00 +0000

I THINK ZE HITLER DID IT ZIS WAY.

Now extend ze left ahm and maybe it catch on.

(Vladimir Putin)

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SHEER DELIGHT

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 18:00:00 +0000

SHEER DELIGHT
at the thought that Mitt, Rick, or Newt could be president

(Vladimir Putin)

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Critical Injuries

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 03 Mar 2012 14:00:00 +0000

I can’t punch kittens with a messed up shoulder

(Vladimir Putin)

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Vladimir Creeper

Cheezburger Network — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 19:00:00 +0000

Vladimir Putin attempts to attract the Russian women’s vote by using creepy metaphors for virginity. Ick.

RUSSIAN POLITICS

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

RUSSIAN POLITICS
There’s a metaphor in here somewhere, but I’m too afraid to go looking for it

(Vladimir Putin)

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It Finally Happened

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

PUTIN DISCOVERS EVERY PUTIN MEME

(Vladimir Putin)

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Only a Little

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 25 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Will the evil Weigh us down?

(Vladimir Putin)

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I Know, Right?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

CAPITALISM.

(Vladimir Putin)

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Straight to Siberia

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 18:00:00 +0000

VOTING
You’re Putin your X in the wrong box!

(Vladimir Putin)

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Uh, Can We Get a Little Push Here?

Cheezburger Network — Sat, 18 Feb 2012 14:00:00 +0000

Bobsledding Putin doesn’t quite make it over the first hill.

Gracias Señor Gif!

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The Moment a Lot of You Have Been Waiting For

Cheezburger Network — Thu, 16 Feb 2012 21:00:00 +0000

Vladimir Putin has been arrested!

… in your dreams. This fake video of the Russian Prime Minister behind bars has gone viral, with the original upload accruing three million hits in just three days.